The Hot Tub

The hot tub is alot of fun, but it is most fun when you stay in it because you want to and not because you locked yourself out of the house after 10:30pm and your husband is still at work and your mother won't wake up to answer the door because she sleeps like a dead person. And even though the hot tub will keep you warm for the next hour and a half while you wait for your husband to come home from work it is not so much fun now because you're starting to shrivel and you start wishing REALLY bad that you had an extra key somewhere outside and you vow that you will NEVER go out to the hot tub at night again without a key.