Some things I learned as a kid.

I learned that.....

Dry dog food tastes great but adults flip out if they catch you eating it.

Cats do not like to be thrown up in the air and if you happen to catch one as its coming down, you'll be sorry.

Batman slippers do not protect your feet from rusty nails and tetanus shots hurt.

You should never trust your brother when he says, "You go first" after he suggested you both jump off the water tank.

When you jump off a really high structure, like a water tank, it hurts your ankles really bad if you don't know how to land right.

You should never run into a room crying "I lost my marbles" even if it is true.